The Night Before Christmas Teen Titans Style

Disclaimer: I do not own the poem or the teen titans.

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS TEEN TITANS STYLE

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the tower not a creature was stirring, except for a cat burglar named Red X.

The stockings were hung on the back of the couch with care, in hopes that Saint Nicolas soon would be there.

The titans were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of; meat and car parts, tofu and video games, mustard and glittery things, tea and books, and a trap that was waiting for Red X, danced in their heads.

While Red X in his cloth mask and Slade in his metal one had both snuck in for totally different reasons.

When in a corner of a little bird's room there was cursing and swearing, Robin sat up in bed totally smirking.

Grabbing the man by hand and dragging his lover to bed at last he said, "Slade isn't time you took off your mask?"

Red X could see fine with the light from the moon. The cookies and presents beckoning from across the room.

The thief started to laugh with glee, "5 plates of cookies and they're all for me!"

Assuming the titans were all sound asleep, the thief in the skull mask didn't bother to creep.

He went to the table holding his prize, seeing all the cookies brought tears to his eyes.

The first plate of cookies was fuzzy and red. The tower's night time invader was filled with some dread.

The last 4 plates were normal and filled him with joy. To deal with the first he took out a toy.

He used the toy teeth to take a bite of the food. It started oozing a strange yellow goo.

The thief found a handy trash can and dumping the plate proclaimed, "This food should be banned!"

He took a bite of the second and started to gag. Cookies made from tofu went into the trash bag.

The next cookie was made with ham, bacon, sausage, and pork. "You could at least include chicken, you dork!"

Red X complained as the trash can more cookies gained.

The cookies the thief tried next were so far the best.

Finished with 4 he moved on to 5. After trying them, "I'm so glad we're all alive!"

He gobbled them up quick as you please. A moment later he fell to his knees.

He needed a bathroom and he needed it now. The titans would pay, that was his vow.

Red X found a bathroom as quick as the 'Flash'. Relieved to empty his bowels at long last.

"What is making that god awful noise?" Robin smirked, "Just my Christmas surprise."

Slade raised an eyebrow questioningly. "I laced Santa's cookies with laxative, you see."

"Red X is in the bathroom for the next few hours. So show me more of your super powers."

"And what of your team mates, my little bird?" Robin just leered, "They wouldn't wake up to an elephant herd."

"Time to quit talking and show me more of your manly might." Slade smirks, "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night."